How am I supposed to read fine literature like this when I'm laughing so hard?

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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou

It's a churlish comment on a fine story, but I don't think his business plan would have made money. They skimped too much on the toys themselves. Surely if the customer has paid a year's toy subscription, the motiviation for the company is to make the toys last as long as possible, so they don't have to pay to make and ship new ones. The motivation would be higher the longer the subscription period was. After the first month of breaking toys and temper tantrums people would jump straight to a competitor.

Maybe you could, instead, buy toy insurance, where they replace a broken one. Like all sorts of consumer insurance, on appliances and so on, it would be a massive ripoff and hence have a big margin.

_{The Political Science Department of the University of Woolloomooloo}